Ok, if you want the sheets put nicely on a bed in Costa Rica, hire a maid. If you want to actually make the bed and end up with a quality piece of furniture, follow my instructions here:1) Collect some wood. Any odd pieces will be ok.
2) Cut them in sizes suitable to make the frame, headboard, legs, etc.
3) Don't measure anything, not the wood, not the mattress. You can do it all by eye.
4) Remember measuring is not important because you can always cut twice if it doesn't quite fit together right.
5) Now attach the pieces, use whatever is handy, glue, nails, tar.
Now, the final and more important step: cut the mattress to fit the bed!
Ok, I know you are laughing and thinking this is a joke. That is fine with me, but when you hear someone talk about a Sarchi Queen it might not be so funny!
